Well it varies. In your case it's because what you say and what you mean are completely different things. I'd find that a bit scary in real life. It makes you hugely unpredictable and a little bit mad. Not a good combination.
Yes that is of course exactly what I am.
How do you make it though the day in the real world.
Just this morning I was talking to a client about vegetarian food ....
He said "I would rather die than give up eating meat, I just couldn't do it, I'd just top myself"
I ran for cover because he was obviously ....
hugely unpredictable and a little bit mad. Not a good combination.
Seriously, your making yourself look more daft every time you post.