We’re used to getting common or garden house spiders in the bath – the window is never shut so they wander in , fall down the tiles and into the bath.

However we’ve now got a good crop of Cellar Spiders / Daddy Longlegs that

A- Can get out of the bath if they fall in

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B – Unbelievably… can kill and eat a House Spider

So spiders in the bath are a lot less common than they were.

However I just got home and this fella is in the bath.

Not a species of spider I’m familiar with.

I haven’t bought any bananas recently

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That’s not a spider.

I also have no clothes on, so feel fully qualified to give this answer.

I think it’s a lesser spotted lizard spider

Naturists? ‘skinky

Nice looking lizard that. 😀

i wasnt expecting a large picture, i thought it was going to be mynewt

Is it a weasel?

Curt Connors.

He’s getting a bit of practice in before he goes for the real thing.

Looks like it is not on it’s first tail either…if your common lizard has been eating your spider eating spiders….whose been eating your lizard 😯

Mynewt! And your willy’s tiny too. Put some clothes on.

Baby Robin?

maccruiskeen – Member
Is it a weasel?

Wicked!

common lizard

He’s pretty common alright. A test of whether or not you’re posh is ‘can you be bothered to get out of the bath to have a wee’. Well I’m not going to post a picture of the present he’s left me.

Cuuuuute!

maccruiskeen – Member
Is it a weasel?

Well, unless it’s recently been for a full-body Brazilian, then nope.
Certainly not at all what I’d expect to find in the bath, though.
Shame it isn’t a gecko, it could climb out on its own, then climb up the walls and across the ceiling after all the small vermin.

Is it a weasel?

No that is clearly a Stoat. Weasel’s are weasely recognised

And your willy’s tiny too

A reptile dysfunction

Stoats are stoatally different.

A reptile dysfunction

*Standing ovation!*

😆

^ or not ^

Hang on a second.

Odd use of naturist in thread title? Random lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

Was this whole thread an elaborate ruse to get to that pun?

I wish I was capable of that level of pre-planning.

Title was a ref to a newspaper reporter’s blooper back in the day (Daily Mirror i think) about a rare species of newt being discovered on the planned route of a motorway and progress being halted “while a team of naturists surveyed the site”

^ or not ^

well played!

I set ’em up, you knock ’em down! 😀

Good one, maccruiskeen. 😀
You beat perchypanther this time.

He hacked my account.

You need to descale your bath.