So before I bail and go to the cinema… what can I do in this Southern dream on my route back from Morzine 🙁

Good and look at the wildlife in ‘Social Chill’

It’s as bad as it sounds.

Hahaha their fb page is enough of a taste! Serious suggestions like dogging would be more appropriate

No worries, I’m not a local but one of my mates is, it’s got quite a few real ale pubs, including one underground in an old cellar that has no TV or phone signal, but loads of boardgames. Which is probably useless if you’re on your own.

Solitaire?

Ghurka Kitchen next to maidstone West station is good for a curry. When I’m unfortunate enough to be marooned there overnight I sometimes get my kicks by walking down the high street and trying to preserve my anal cherry from the assorted low lives.

Thursday is a training day at Aylesford RFC, perhaps go and join in for a bit of exercise.

Head to the Belgian bar in town. Loads of nice Belgian beers and good food. Oh how I miss that place.

Leave. That’s what I did 35 years ago.

So, what happened?

Stole WIFI from the golden arches and nursed a coffee doing some work and then parked up in a shady industrial estate next to a waitrose depo to await my MOT in the morning… which failed so I got the hell out of there! Cherry intact.