Option for Strictly in X Factor ratings war?

Doesn’t need it if you ask me

Given the choice I’d rather eat off my own foot.

There’s far too much text vote television that prattles on for hours and hours. If it were limited to an hour a week it would be fine, but we’re force fed far too much of this IMHO.

It’s all terrible life sucking sh1t that sucks the life out of anyone who watches it. I find it difficult to put into words how much I hate this sort of thing.

ARGHHH

Now I need to sit in a quiet place and recover from just thinking about it.

The wife likes it. She likes dancing. I ogle the ladies. I like ladies.

If it were limited to an hour a week it would be fine, but we’re force fed far too much of this IMHO.

Not my cup of tea either, but it’s limited to zero hours a week if you choose to watch (or do) something else. Who the hell is force feeding you? or have you ‘single-speeded’ your TV by throwing away the remote control?

off switch

Would I rather stick pins on my eyes or chop my own hand off?

rather eat brown coloured dogshit or dark brown coloured dogshit

rather eat brown coloured dogshit or dark brown coloured dogshit

White, chalky dog shit is the best.

Dunno about that, but I wouldn’t mind eating Aliona.

Alright I own up. I find it strangely compelling and dip into at least half the Saturday program while Mrs M is watching it. Never, ever watched any of an X-Factor episode though