Interesting that most of the fights described seem to revolve around alcohol in some way. Seems a lot of people (not necessarily the posters) can't handle alcohol very well.

The general public in going out getting drunk then getting into a fight shocker.

COME ON THEN YOU **** ****

The general public in going out getting drunk then getting into a fight shocker.

Daily Mash. Nail on head.

Pmsl. About time too. Excellent thread 🙂

All you'll ever need to know about self defence!

NSFW – Bad language content, unless you work with people like I do 😀

I've not read through all this thread.

But if I can go Ryu I'll take on anyone. Even f@nnies who insist on always using Vega or M Bison

Jesus H. Christ, he looks like Olive Oil in trousers.

I really want to believe that some of the more 'interesting' posts on this thread are wind ups, but worryingly, I dont think they are.
Davidtaylforth – you're an interesting individual and no mistake. Gawd help us.

I hope that comment doesn't refer to ME Barnsleymitch..

If you are trying to insinuate that I perhaps don't take my mammal bashing seriously.. then I will have no qualms whatsoever about startling an innocent squirrel to teach you a lesson pal.. possibly a hedgehog too..

do you want that on your conscience?

Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

Wharedale, I can't see your link while at work but with a comment like that, I so hope it's a clip of someone doing a "kicky-windmill".

Onzadog its paul kay at his finest!

yunki – I already stated that I found your lemur fiddling most stimulating, it's the picture that young taylforth posted mainly – I'm scared paw!

I'd love to be wrong.. but surely taylforth is just a figment of some cunning pranksters imagination?

Like I said before, I really hope it's a wind up, but I've got a sinking feeling that it's not…
Anyway, does anybody reckon they could pagger him?

this is like the Elbry thread from old – and that lad who dressed up in his gimp suit – sorry body armour looking the "part"…

I think I could do him* blindfold, with the larger of my testicles tied behind my back.
*Legal disclaimer – I am just taking the piss. I reckon I could manage without the blindfold 😀

Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

Guile was easier to use, Skillful players always went for Ryu/Ken 😉

Hadoken!

Guile had power in his kicks. He was slower so you needed timing to use him well.

Sonic BOOM.

DTF would take him though

To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.

This is nuts, I'll take you all on. At chess.

One fight in my adult life, I gobbed off, he hit me, I fell down, My boxing mates leathered him. I felt guilty and bought him a pint.

this is one of the funniest post's i have ever read.

pulp fiction…………….pure fiction more like………. 😆

Wharfedale that was great lol.

right im having a beer now and all this talk of fighting is getting my goat, ang on' glug'glug' i mean you fink yur ard! glug,glug' bunchofairysyouare,glugglug'tekyallonyer bastids,glugglug'imeanwotsitallabout,glug'lurrvvveontherocksAINTnosuprisSSSSSAA,glug'luvyooooo!glug's'crapinnit,glugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ohdear'ivcrappedmiselfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOOOHLOOK!coldcurrymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I'm gonna set my dad on you lot, then you'll be sorry.

No. Really.

He's been dead since 97 and must be truly bogging by now.
I just need to get him down from his chair in the attic…

Davidtaylforth – you're an interesting individual and no mistake. Gawd help us.

Mitch, I think (at last) the penny has dropped for me RE davidtaylforth.
He's a complete p1ss taker and is so dry that it's just not easy to spot. That post on page 1 was a subtle dig at surf mat I reckon.

I'd say the brother in law is arder than most in "real" fighting terms. He's as far away from a street fighter as you'll ever find, nice kid, good head on his shoulders. Been pretty unlucky in his personal life tbh (lost his nan to the big C a few weeks before an important career changing 4th bout, lost his head/tactics for the night, lost the bout on points, subsequently went off the rails slightly, ended up taking advantage while having a break and had key hole surgery on his locking elbows and he's now coming back stronger and more focused than before) which makes him "proppa f*kin ard innit" in my eyes. He's got the right backing, mentality and ability to go all the way to a world title, he just needs a good break from the sh1tty wheel of life out of the ring……

This threads one of the funniest things i've read in a long time 😀

I blame roids, and not of the purple cherry variety. . . . .

This thread and many of the deluded fantasists on it are really very funny and a bit crap:) the rest of you are ok though.

I personally think Mr Taylforth deserves a medal for services to comedy.

I agree 🙂

KungFuPanda – Member
To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.

I think this guy has a legitimate claim to the title… the Wuxi Finger Hold is AWESOME!

I did attempt to bring a bit of "reality" back to this thread, however i'm regretting it now and wish I posted something about "my dad's the heavyweight champion of the world lad" (name the film for a point). . to continue the bol&%ks on. . . .

Kes

*applauds* @ Muss.

A quality film from a quality part of the world 😉

Bolton?

I dont think so?

Yes, bolton, that's right…