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whats your position on shaven chests, BD, Would these men still qualify?

I've never been in a fight in my life. I once got punched in the back of the head by someone who thought I was someone else.

I suspect it's because he couldn't see my 'physique' and thus didn't realise that I clearly wasn't a threat to his manhood!

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See any chest hair on this fine specimen? He either shaved it or it just fell out out of fear. Either way.

[i]whats your position on shaven chests, BD[/i]

supine?

I have very little body hair either, even before I shave my legs, again, just not a threat to people's manhood.

Occasional chest wig trimmer here - otherwise it gets in the way.

Hardest man is my 22 month old boy - he's just been on the heavy bag showing dad how it's done:

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Never had a fight and never hit another, been hit a few times but not enough to react other than to laugh.

My method was to either walk away or disfuse the situation with humour/sarcasm.

Got my check bone bust by one punch from a running gorilla of a thug, which i didn't even see coming, i just shock my head and walked away. It cost him and i thanked him for the compo the next time he tried it on.

I can't be bothered with it, had one bloke keep inviting me outside, he pushed me and spilt a little of my beer, i said, "steady!", he did it again and asked me what i was going to do about it..i told him i'd drink whats left and had a sip, this wound him up further so he swung for me, i knew it was coming so stepped to the side and he fell over, them embarasingly skulked off, warning me as he went.....Top night out that.

one day though i guess i will have to make my mark..

I'm so hard I have no dad and nobody cares about me.....
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Mr Cool Ice isnae real surely?

Mat, those doors are gash.

BigDummy - Member

See any chest hair on this fine specimen?

I'm actually struggling to see anything that could be called a chest in that photo.

Funniest thread for a long time.

Mat, those doors are gash.

When you see the position and view, you soon forget the doors anyway...

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hmmmm funny hat....check

red socks......check

clompy boots.....check

**** me it's a rambler!

or.. equally as disturbing.. one of the characters from 'a clockwork orange'

Note Street Figher 2 ad at top right of page. Well done lads!

Interesting that most of the fights described seem to revolve around alcohol in some way. Seems a lot of people (not necessarily the posters) can't handle alcohol very well.

The one thing I've learned is that the quietest folks are the ones to be wary of, the ones who mouth off generally are on the receiving end. I too went to uni in Wales and never had a fight, but I guess it was because I was friends with a kick-boxing national champion, seriously, he was one of the most unassuming people I have ever met. I find it in the world of cycling too, the best guys are the quite ones, the less good have to shout how good they are.

*skips to the end*

Loving the SF moves in the tags....brilliant.

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What happened to the tags?

You all really need to get out more.

Interesting that most of the fights described seem to revolve around alcohol in some way. Seems a lot of people (not necessarily the posters) can't handle alcohol very well.

The general public in going out getting drunk then getting into a fight shocker.

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[b]COME ON THEN YOU ****IN ****S[/b]

The general public in going out getting drunk then getting into a fight shocker.

[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/24%11hour-drinking-would-have-worked-if-britain-wasn%27t-dreadful%2c-say-experts-201007282951/ ]Daily Mash. Nail on head.[/url]

Pmsl. About time too. Excellent thread 🙂

All you'll ever need to know about self defence!

NSFW - Bad language content, unless you work with people like I do 😀

I've not read through all this thread.

But if I can go Ryu I'll take on anyone. Even f@nnies who insist on always using Vega or M Bison

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Jesus H. Christ, he looks like Olive Oil in trousers.

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I really want to believe that some of the more 'interesting' posts on this thread are wind ups, but worryingly, I dont think they are.
Davidtaylforth - you're an interesting individual and no mistake. Gawd help us.

I hope that comment doesn't refer to ME Barnsleymitch..

If you are trying to insinuate that I perhaps don't take my mammal bashing seriously.. then I will have no qualms whatsoever about startling an [i]innocent[/i] squirrel to teach you a lesson pal.. possibly a hedgehog too..

do you want that on your conscience?

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Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

Wharedale, I can't see your link while at work but with a comment like that, I so hope it's a clip of someone doing a "kicky-windmill".

Onzadog its paul kay at his finest!

yunki - I already stated that I found your lemur fiddling most stimulating, it's the picture that young taylforth posted mainly - I'm scared paw!

I'd love to be wrong.. but surely taylforth is just a figment of some cunning pranksters imagination?

Like I said before, I really hope it's a wind up, but I've got a sinking feeling that it's not...
Anyway, does anybody reckon they could pagger him?

this is like the Elbry thread from old - and that lad who dressed up in his gimp suit - sorry body armour looking the "part"...

I think I could do him* blindfold, with the larger of my testicles tied behind my back.
*Legal disclaimer - I am just taking the piss. I reckon I could manage without the blindfold 😀

Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

Guile was easier to use, Skillful players always went for Ryu/Ken 😉

Hadoken!

Guile had power in his kicks. He was slower so you needed timing to use him well.

Sonic BOOM.

DTF would take him though

To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.

This is nuts, I'll take you all on. At chess.

One fight in my adult life, I gobbed off, he hit me, I fell down, My boxing mates leathered him. I felt guilty and bought him a pint.

this is one of the funniest post's i have ever read.

pulp fiction................pure fiction more like.......... 😆

Wharfedale that was great lol.

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