Fishing, siting on ones own with a pole, and a bit of string dipped into some water,GET A LIFE WILL YOU,
Golf, hiting a little white ball around a field wearing one glove, and putting your hand down rabbit holes to pick up said ball, then hitting it again.
Stamp collecting, Just WHY,what posible benefit to society is that.
Bird watching, they fly away,you shoot them or take their picture, i just eat them.
Horse racing, load of horses run round a field, with some anaemic, skinny pyjama wearing bloke, hitting the horse with a whip.But most who watch it are drunk.
Football, 2 gangs of lads run around, kicking a ball, swop shirts and kiss each other, then jump in the bath/shower together.
Rugby, as above, but usually bigger blokes,who just grunt, and push you out of the way
Any other silly sports /pastimes.