Get Kielty a bike and get him doing some testing – I reckon he could be fairly handy.
This is a man who sobbed for hours and hours after his first ride and ever subsequent ride.
This is a man, who when we saw him on the test equipment was making such a meal of it, he was neither dripping with sweat nor even flushed with effort.
The man's a complete nancy-boy.
With something of a drink problem.
Kielty may have gone up in some people's estimation
Who? Only a woman would find any pity in his behaviour. Ever time he appeared my hackles went up.
They raised lots of money for some seriously deserving causes and people in real need, but please, spare me a man sobbing for hours on a bus 'cause he's away from his family and cycling a bike for an hour or two!
That's the reality of what we were shown, you just need to read between the lines.
I thought R1 did a fantastic job of raising soooo much money. Very, very impressed, but spare us a grown man sobbing because he's riding a bicycle up a hill.
Why did they have Jimmy Carr there at all? Did every other celeb say "No" to the project?