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  • Speaker of the House's wife – woof!
  • derek_starship
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    This is John Bercow's wife. How did he pull her?

    Stoner
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    To misquote: "Attractive, Single, Sane: Pick one."

    think of it this way: does the kind of woman that picks Bercow as a lifelong partner appear attractive to you on any level deeper than the length of her pins?

    Shakey
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    And here…

    binners
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    What on earth is wrong with you people?

    anokdale
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    Well said Stoner … but she is pleasing on the eye though.

    derek_starship
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    Binners – are you suggesting that we're mad and she aint fit?

    binners
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    She's a tory. They're pathologically incapable of being attractive

    flippinheckler
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    Perhaps he has a big dick along with his expense account, did they meet in John Lewis whilst buying a new Kitchen, TV, Sofa, Duck House……

    simonfbarnes
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    Does marrying a Tory make you one ? I had no idea it was so contagious 🙁

    flip
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    She ain't all that sisters 😐

    hilldodger
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    She's a tory. They're pathologically incapable of being attractive …..

    …but guaranteed to take it up the stink 😈

    Stoner
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    actually she was a tory and is now standing for election as a labour councillor.

    SHe's one of yours binners! 😉

    CaptainFlashheart
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    binners – Member
    She's a tory.

    Nope, she's standing as a Labour candidate, from what I gather. She is, however, as mad as a box of frogs.

    hora
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    Have I fallen over and banged my head whilst reading this thread? She looks like a fellow mountain biking bloke in a wig. David Coulthard would be jealous of her ample jaw.

    In addition, in the second picture she has hands bigger than my car.

    simonfbarnes
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    Have I fallen over and banged my head whilst reading this thread?

    who would have imagined hora could be so fussy ?

    hora
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    This is coming from me, who actually WOULD with Mutya (woof woof). Dirty-looking and meooww-cough

    IanMunro
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    I've seen tastier birds in KFC Hora

    MrNutt
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    what Ian said, Hora what have you been eating?

    5lab
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    isn't that second picture just anthea turner?

    deadlydarcy
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    She's got really big feet so a no-no for me, sorry. Pass on my apologies.

    dr_death
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    Was apparently known as 'Sally the Alley' at university….

    gazman
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    hora, if flippinheckler`s suggestion is about his dick correct she will need those big hands

    hora
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    Was apparently known as 'Sally the Alley' at university….

    That just conjured up too many wrong images.

    couldashouldawoulda
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    She was on the radio recently (I didnt know how she looked) emptying her skeleton cupboard before she stands for labour. Shes a recovering alcoholic and has dim memories of lots of one night stands – so I guess she doesnt want this coming out when shes an MP. Sounded pretty sound to me – refreshing honest I thought.

    aleigh
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    hora – your taste in women is rather…….interesting 😯

    hora
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    My faves:
    Amerie

    Zhang Ziyi (hubba hubba)

    Alltime favourite from youth..Bjork

    …and Julie Fowlis

    However Mutya is just sooo right?

    aleigh
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    ummm i hate to say it – she's not!

    CountZero
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    Well, I can't say I go for Mrs Berkow, attractive though she is, but I would fight Hora to get to the front of the queue for any of the ladies in those pics, especially Zhang Ziyi and the lovely Miss Fowlis.

    Gary_M
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    speakers wife is nothing to get excited about. I'm more concerned with the fact that hora is back after his toys throw out the pram incident.

    Seriously, delete my login. Sick of STW and what its become.

    markenduro
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    Nowt wrong with Mutya, looks dirty in a good sort of way.

    hora
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    Nowt wrong with Mutya, looks dirty in a good sort of way.

    Exactly.

    rOcKeTdOg
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    hora
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    rocketdog, you know my taste 8)

    rOcKeTdOg
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    who can forget Lucy as the dominatrix in Payback? (i think, i may have forgotten the film title, but not the scene)

    lowey
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    Tell you what Derek… I'm with you mate. She is in good order.

    samuri
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    Alltime favourite from youth..Bjork

    Now like a woman who always goes for bad boys and always ends up getting hurt, I have a broken gene where I always end up going for crazies.

    But even I, would avoid Bjork like a bucket of scorpions. She is grade A, knob chopping, car leather seat slashing, bunny boiling, 17 cat owning bonkers. She's all yours mate.

    hora
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    I remember seeing her at the Academy in Manchester in the early 90's. Its the closest I've wanted to stalk someone. I wanted to rush up on stage and cuddle her to death 😀

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