it already looked bad but now i’ve added the ancient crud guard it’s worse, i just couldn’t take another wet cold backside

Sorry everyone! by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

Crud Guard is the least of your worries regarding the aesthetics of that thing, I reckon.

😀

that is a mongrel of a bike… bastad… son-of-bitch… fugly beast.

-edit- I love the way you took the time to line up the logos on the ral wheel tho! – why bother. 😆

I’ll give you a fiver for the Crud guard to take it off your hands and then you’ll be fine.
Might go to a tenner to really tempt you. 😉

Dear me! Waterproof shorts are the way to go to avoid spoiling clean lines but, in this case, won’t make any difference. 😉

but now i’ve added the ancient crud guard it’s worse

Shut up ,I just found one in the shed and it’s going on next week .

Oh and that bottle cage is a wronger 🙂

dawson – Member
I’ll give you a fiver for the Crud guard to take it off your hands and then you’ll be fine.
Might go to a tenner to really tempt you

you wouldn’t want it, the rubber bit nearest the camera is perished, i didn’t expect it to last the ride

… yours for £50 😉

You can’t polish a turd

It looks like the kind of thing you’d see a child riding in the street, in a channel 4 ‘Unreported World’ documentary about an impoverished third world country.

The voiceover would explain how the ‘thing’ had been asembled from a collection of bits gradually found while digging in landfill sites

hugor – Member
You can’t polish a turd

it’s not even rolled in glitter!

The voiceover would explain how the ‘thing’ had been asembled from a collection of bits gradually found while digging in lanfill sites

not a million miles away actually!

FWIW You can polish a turd, Mythbusters did it, search you tube.

Had that thing been fly-tipped?

it’s not even my best bike, here’s my best one…

found in canal by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

LOL seen a few canal bikes like that recently 😉

Apart from the rancid colour of the fork I don’t think it is all that bad looking.

Who put that piece of crap in front of that nice gate…..

Bizarrely, I’ve seen that beastie in the flesh while it was out on loan.

Sort of like Emmanuel Adebayor. If Emmanuel Adebayor had one leg longer than the other, buck teeth, webbed feet and a hunchback

Visit a lot of cycle jumbles do you RD? 😯

maybe it looks better from another angle?

the mud tyres really work ride by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr

All I see are two gates leaning against each other… 😉

Nice photo of your ‘tyre in that one Dog 😀

as long as you’re not looking up my shorts

it maybe ugly, but it knows the way to the pub, like earlier

365/27 27/1/12 beer treat by rOcKeTdOgUk, on Flickr