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  • Somniloquy
  • CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    From teh interweb;

    The collected quotes of a man who talks in his sleep, as published by his wife

    Some gems include;

    Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun

    Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice

    Sigh of a ninja

    (Contains many rude words)

    woody2000
    Full Member

    That is 100% awesome! I could read it all night!

    "Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

    avdave2
    Full Member

    "Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

    Why wait till they're itching?

    PeteG55
    Free Member

    So bloody funny, is it real though?

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