Year above me had a cracker called Teresa Green

I worked at the beeb in a previous life with John Wayne, Pete Townsend and Michael Jackson.

Sorry for being thick but why is Teresa Green funny? Or are we just listing any old name now? 🙂

Trees Are Green.

Good god man, my gran used to tell that joke, and she’s been dead twenty years.

That qualifies as a joke? Crikey some people are easily amused. 😐

🙂

guy at our college at uni was called R C Brownsword

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Mrs Kerr had a son Joseph

Not Wayne, then. Or Juan.

A chap that works at one of my clients is called Wayne Carr.

I also worked with a guy whose surname was Penistone.

Moderately humorous but even funnier was his IT login that was the first 5 letters of the person’s surname

I also worked with a guy whose surname was Penistone.

Moderately humorous but even funnier was his IT login that was the first 5 letters of the person’s surname

Brother-in-law taught a Tamara Knight.

Wasn’t Cameron met by someone called Randy Bumgardner when he went to catch up with Obama the other month?? 😳

Assistant Chief of Protocol, apparently.

Wikipedia has him as ‘Baumgardner’, but I haven’t seen that spelling anywhere else.

Bloke I used to work with just changed his name, by deed poll, to Dark Knight. He is, it must be said, a very odd man.

Times like this I think of Daniel. Or Dan. Poor Dan.

His surname was Gleeballs.

Met a bloke called Kwa Kwa-Kwa once at some do and sit next to a Jon Thomas at work. Also had to phone some called Dr Ng once, wasn’t sure I should say ‘nnng’, ‘nug’, ‘nnnnn’ or ‘ing’

Bloke I used to work with just changed his name, by deed poll, to Dark Knight.

That’s brilliant. Does he get out of bed every morning crying “The Dark Knight rises!!” ?

My mate is a Ng, it is pronounced like “ung” I believe.

Colleague’s sister is Jo King.

My mate is a Ng, it is pronounced like “ung” I believe.

My primary school teacher was an ‘Ng’, pronounced “ing”

on my delivery (i am a postman) i have got a Damien Darklord and a Foster Boddington

pretty sure there is a cockhead somewhere at my work

Used to have a customer called Alec Dick. A good bloke who had had a tough life.

Another client was a Mr Liquorice, he worked for International Flavours Ltd. It always made me smile.

King family at my school. 3 kids: Lee, Jo and Wayne.
Bloke I met through work once called Tod ****. american – but even so, life must have been hell at school.
Friend produced an album for some norwegian artist called Lars Hole.
Also at work, a Japanese worked whose email alias was takashit.

Oh the fun we had…

My wife had an art teacher at school called Mr Pen.

We have Bubba Bumgardner in the US. Also Dick Botch made me pause when I met him.

De’Ath means your family come from the town of Ath in Belgium. Not funny, but true.

In my previous job…

Tobias ****
Wilhelm Wankum
Rich Stawars

and my favourite

Raul Acosta