Just accept that you are a midget! You've bought a new bike so it's time to move on! I'm curious as to why other peoples bike choices are important to validating your own choice though? Pretty much any bike is a good bike in my book although wagon wheels and fatty 26ers definitely tick my boxes these days. Jings, it's funny how passionate folk get about wheel size - it REALLY doesn't matter! As long as you are riding, just keep smiling in the knowledge that your bike is clearly better than anyone elses. Ever!
wise words from the man with a 26'er, a 29'er, a fatbike, a Fargo and every other fad going
...when you getting your recumbent anyway ?
...oh, and are you riding tonight ? Mugdock or Cathkin ?