designed to give real time feedback on training and performance

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/product-news/oakley-launches-radar-pace-talking-sunglasses-288654

I think mine would say;

“You’re out of shape.

Mind that tree, mind that tree, mind that tree, don’t look at that tree.

You’ve hit that tree.”

dont stop at the cake/kebab shop…
dont stop at the cake/kebab shop…
oh ok…can i have some?

We bullied people on behalf of Lance Armstrong when we knew he was a cheat

In the arm there’s no harm, in the arm there’s no harm

You call *that* air??

mines would say – let me die in piece you’ve had your moneys worth!

‘You look like a funthammer with me on your face’

You idle barsteward. Get off the couch.

“Stop coasting fatboy”

“is that sheep shit?”

“You promised you wouldn’t buy me. Ha ha ha”

“Why did you brake there? Fanny”

“Where are you? Why did you abandon me? WHY?” after i inevitably lose them

“I hate you, I could be on the nose of a world down hill champion, but instead I got you”

*said in a Marvin the paranoid android voice.

“We havent looked this bad since we were seen on Jimmy Savile”

I think mine would just tut.

Mine are female so: “you’re talking to me but you’re looking straight through me”