“Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once”

Please.

I can start drinking at 12? Can’t I?

In the shop doorway? Yes.

Nahhh – that’s just a little bit too working class for me.

There’s a 75 something Winston Churchill lookalike to my left now, complete with perfectly folded pocket handkerchief – typing in a very distinguished manner on an Ipad with a kickstand.

I think I’m in love with this place, it’s like a cheap knock off of Raffles Singapore.

I think they were Trumps “subtlety and eloquence” advisors?

Edit: scrub that, all pub chains sound alike.

Are you being secretly filmed?

Either a set-up or they are here to rig the election that’ll be called in a couple of months.

EDIT maybe American cyber-mercenaries working for Putin. Idea for novel…

I left for a bit – and I shit you not – a Black Range Rover pulled up next to me with two very small Union Jacks flanking the side of the engine bay and a plate starting with “MI5” – with a very serious looking suited bloke driving it.

😀

I really think Jive is missing out, it must all mean something! 😆 😈

That was jamba…..

When you say ‘Waterstones’ did you actually mean ‘Tussauds’?. I think you need that coffee.

Are you on a film set Tom?

I think you need that coffee.

Ask them to hold the polonium.

the RR sounds about as subtle as:

I’ve got a photo. Will upload later before I get bungled into a learjet at RAF Northolt.

There’s a branch of Itsu up the road if you fancy something to eat…..

I was thinking of Bodeans smoked meats sharing platter and a Manhattan – but I puked my guts out all over the wall of my bathroom last time I went there.

before I get bungled into a learjet

[img]http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4917470.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/MAIN-bungle-Paul-Cullinan.jpg[/img]someone about to get Bungled, earlier

I dont remember Bungle looking like Pedobear.

Wait, maybe hes not a bear, maybe its a lizard in a bear suit! It all makes sense now!

I’ve got a photo. Will upload later before I get bungled into a learjet at RAF Northolt.

Pictures or it…..

Hang on a minute, that post was 6 hours ago….

Makes you think!

I dont remember Bungle looking like Pedobear.

Thats the second generation less terrifying Bungle

In the first series of Rainbow Bungle looked like this

I shit you not

I dont remember Bungle looking like Pedobear.

I think I just swallowed my tongue laughing at that.

Thats the second generation less terrifying Bungle

In the first series of Rainbow Bungle looked like this

Voiced by the guy who also voiced K-9, fact fans.

There’s been a few Bungles over the years.

Thus,

http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/tv/bungle/44201/rainbow-ranking-the-bungles

There’s been a few Bungles over the years.

If they ever recommission rainbow they’re going to have to sober him up and give him a haircut

Bungle Mk1 looks terrified in that close up. What did they do to him? I bet he overheard a conversation in Waterstones. Speaking of which, where’s Tom?

Bungle Mk1 looks terrified terrifying in that close up. What did they do to him? I bet he overheard a conversation in Waterstones.

Speaking of which, where’s Tom?

Ah, yes, about Tom; I believe the conversion he overheard included words along the lines of ‘rendition’, and ‘Gitmo’…

Speaking of which, where’s Tom?

He’s fine. Just fine.

Who’s the best Bungle?

Thread derailed!

Who is Tom? I’m not sure he ever existed. Prove he did.

WTF….WT actual F…. has happened to Bungle up there ^

You see Zippy’s poor little face with his bottom lip quivering – that’s me right now. I don’t think I’ll ever sleep again.