This!

Hmmmm – hope you like it.

how many teeth?

Good job you didnt take your Granny with you.. 😉

The teath are showing signs of wear already! (thought i'd say it first :lol:)

I keep getting those on my calf.
A little rubbing alcohol will take it right off.
😉

a circular saw blade?

His Missus had the chain round his neck – 😆

Hope you kept the receipt

Nice wife beater. Says it all 😀

neverfastenuff – had to think about that one 😆

Is it Bio-Pace?

It can get addictive by all accounts

Pepper, is that the bloke doing the chainwheel project? The template was from his website!

OMG

lol

Not my cup of tea, but as long as you're happy with it

….for like the next 60 odd years

gold chain – check
wife beater – check
tats – check

It must be a Guido

The tattoo – yes, wife – we'll see!

That is 5 bolt, it wont fit the XT crank spider. You wanted 4 bolt; take it back.

one bolt hole needs drilling out

Is that you or the missus ?

Is that a Williams chainwheel?

allthepies – Member

Is that you or the missus ?

You sayin his missus needs a shave?

What is it?

You've got to hope Belt drive doesn't take off! Otherwise you've just stuck Betamax on your arm 😆

not being funny and apologies, but the quality of that is shocking…

What is it?

Isn't it obvious 🙄

….it's a tortoise shell.

What is it?

Isn't it obvious

….it's a tortoise shell.

I was thinking Circular Saw Blade??

You dont want to see where the rear mech is…

hahahahahaha… great troll!

I'm struggling to think of a shitter joke tattoo!

In wilder moments, I've often pondered having the Bontrager logo tattooed, Maori style, across my face – such is my love for their old frames.

It would look fugging great. I'm balding with no front teeth – I've got nothing to lose. I would rule speed dating events.

Well I clearly don't have as good an imagination as noteeth!

I'm serious. 😉

Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames. Which one should I get inked on my forehead…

Stiffee?
Handjob?
or..
my favourite STD!

That's dreadful, hope you got a mahoosive discount! & some compen. (really, it is nasty)

Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames

Skull logo scaled-up to face size. Sorted.

Your boss will love it!

Can I still get STD across my forehead please?

I'll do the skull thing, but I'm thinking speed dating here too.

I'm thinking speed dating here too.

Yes, in three minutes you have limited time inwhich to relay essential info.

A skull-face tattoo and 'STD' in large letters across your forehead – you wouldn't even need to speak. Women will flock to you like crazed hens, mark my words.

Across my knuckles I'm thinking of getting T I N Y C O C K

The possibilities are endless. You only live once.

That rocks. Nice.