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So i went shopping with the wife and come home with...

  • 60 posts & 36 voices | Started 2 years ago by mickasaki | Latest reply from CountZero

Tags:

  • All the gears but no idea!
  • Chainring or Idiot?
  • chav
  • first evva 180 tooth chainring
  • Look at me I'm a dick!
  • Member of Chelonia Society
  • NEVER go shopping DRUNK!
  • permanent marker graffiti
  • Rotor
  • snytax
  • Tattoo FAIL
  • urrrrr I weally like bikes
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  1. mickasaki - Member

    This!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. Obi_Twa - Blocked

    Hmmmm - hope you like it.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. woffle - Member

    how many teeth?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. neverfastenuff - Member

    Good job you didnt take your Granny with you..

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. mickasaki - Member

    The teath are showing signs of wear already! (thought i'd say it first :lol:)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. PapaWheelie - Member

    I keep getting those on my calf.
    A little rubbing alcohol will take it right off.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. iDave - Member

    a circular saw blade?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. neverfastenuff - Member

    His Missus had the chain round his neck -

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Houns - Member

    Hope you kept the receipt

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. cynic-al - Member

    Nice wife beater. Says it all

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. mickasaki - Member

    neverfastenuff - had to think about that one

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. Houns - Member

    Is it Bio-Pace?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. PePPeR - Member

    It can get addictive by all accounts

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. mickasaki - Member

    Pepper, is that the bloke doing the chainwheel project? The template was from his website!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. goog - Member

    OMG

    lol

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. Kato - Member

    Not my cup of tea, but as long as you're happy with it

    ....for like the next 60 odd years

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. Penrod Pooch - Member

    gold chain - check
    wife beater - check
    tats - check

    It must be a Guido

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. mickasaki - Member

    The tattoo - yes, wife - we'll see!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. buzz-lightyear - Member

    That is 5 bolt, it wont fit the XT crank spider. You wanted 4 bolt; take it back.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. iDave - Member

    one bolt hole needs drilling out

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. allthepies - Member

    Is that you or the missus ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. epicyclo - Member

    Is that a Williams chainwheel?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. bruneep - Member

    allthepies - Member

    Is that you or the missus ?

    You sayin his missus needs a shave?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. Tiger6791 - Member

    What is it?

    You've got to hope Belt drive doesn't take off! Otherwise you've just stuck Betamax on your arm

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. warton - Member

    not being funny and apologies, but the quality of that is shocking...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. nuke - Member

    What is it?

    Isn't it obvious

    ....it's a tortoise shell.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. Tiger6791 - Member

    What is it?

    Isn't it obvious

    ....it's a tortoise shell.

    I was thinking Circular Saw Blade??

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. neverfastenuff - Member

    You dont want to see where the rear mech is...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. The Southern Yeti - Member

    hahahahahaha... great troll!

    I'm struggling to think of a shitter joke tattoo!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. noteeth - Member

    In wilder moments, I've often pondered having the Bontrager logo tattooed, Maori style, across my face - such is my love for their old frames.

    It would look fugging great. I'm balding with no front teeth - I've got nothing to lose. I would rule speed dating events.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  31. The Southern Yeti - Member

    Well I clearly don't have as good an imagination as noteeth!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  32. noteeth - Member

    I'm serious.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  33. The Southern Yeti - Member

    Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames. Which one should I get inked on my forehead...

    Stiffee?
    Handjob?
    or..
    my favourite STD!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  34. esselgruntfuttock - Member

    That's dreadful, hope you got a mahoosive discount! & some compen. (really, it is nasty)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  35. noteeth - Member

    Well I'm a massive fan of Cove frames

    Skull logo scaled-up to face size. Sorted.

    Your boss will love it!

    Posted 1 year ago #

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