I’m glad I whitewashed the competition.

You certainly took all the guesso work out of choosing the winner.

TBH i think he’s painting the situation to be worse than it really is.

You certainly took all the guesso work out of choosing the winner.

I’ll get my coat.

I’ll get my [primer] coat.

ftfy

Cougar’s got lots of awards for his paint puns – he’s highly decorated.

Got any pretty neighbours? Why not smash in their back door and spray the paint everywhere! They won’t mind.

I’m getting a little emulsional at the level of support being given to the OP, this place rocks at times.

I’m getting a little emulsional

you drip 😉

this thread is lacquering in humour

You lot are just stirring it , the OP has had enough coverage, roll on tea time

the OP has had enough coverage

he’s probably hoping this thread will varnish into thin air.

humour in this thread is getting thinner and thinners.

I’d imagine he’s Satin his garage now still trying to scrub it clean

Cement dust will soak it up 🙂

Problem there is, if anyone ever steals the car you’ll have to deal with hardened criminals.

you’re scraping the bottom of the tin there Cougar

At least you would have concrete evidence.

That’s some cruel ragging there. You’re all dragging it our for the OP and now I sponging off your lines.

Magno-lia mistake about it, when things like this happen, you’ve just got to roller with it.
At least the folk of STW have given you a few good turps on how to deal with it.

Guess he was hoping it wooden stain

Ziggy zig Agghh !

What colour was it, hopefully not council house magnolia.

Richard hammond had a large tin of yellow paint explode in his landrover a few years ago, it made a mess.