Colin Newman who owns New Road motors in Llandovery told me a great tale about a defender. He got a phone call asking about trading in a Defender against a grey pickup he had for sale. Made an offer on the defender which was accepted after a bit of grumbling, was assured the Defender was a good one but was a slow starter.
He said what turned up defied belief, every panel was dented, back window was broken, screen was cracked, doors all bent out of shape it was just destroyed. The slow starter bit was the best 😆 the poor thing hadn’t been switched off for 3 months, just kept it running 24hrs a day 😯 parked up in a barn just ticking over every night. it had been run on red its entire life, he just shipped it straight up to a place in the midlands that broke it.