International Fetish Day today, it appears

I might go to the stationary cupboard and get all the pens pointing the right way.

Oh, fetish? I thought you mean OCD.

24hr butt-plug-athon

My legs are killing me.

Nasty, Stoner, nasty….

I’ve had an apple tied in my mouth all day. It’s been a nightmare talking to customers on the phone- I just told them I had a cold.

Got my lycra on, but not going biking.

I decided to go for a Ecclestone special. I feel soiled, utterly soiled.

probably just with a plain old ****

Thought I’d lock my escort up and take a 15 month sabbatical…

Going to dismember each and every one of my colleagues, and then take a dump on their corpses. But then I was going to do that before I found out it was international fetish day

Hora, don’t you mean Mosley?

Yes. Your right, Commandant Schmitt must have pounded it into me far far too hard 😕 8)

Im wearing my wifes knickers

Damn you CF – every time I see a thread title like that, I think Maggie has finally snuffed it.