So, every so often we get discussions that come down to how much better off England would be if it was independant from Scotland.
The thing is, the mainstream English parties know this not to be true, which is why you can't really vote for any anti-Unionist parties dahn sarf.
However, up here we do have the option to rid ourselves of the whinging wastrels from down there. We can vote SNP. The SNP are allegedly a single policy party, aiming for the dissolution of the Act of Union, meaning seperatuion of the two countries. So, if they were to put forward candidates in the English constituencies campaigining on nothing other than the dissoluion of the Act, would anyone vote for them?
You can keep Calamity Broon by the way, we'll just call that a goodwil gesture.
Jeez, I'm bored, just as well there's no end of taxpayer funds to keep me in the style to which Captain Flashie would like to become accustomed.
