ok, this is the best you’ll get.
throw the mince into a bowl add salt n pepper
black olives, chop until fine course
add to meat
and add some oregano
mix it well by hand.
get a cassole (small flat bottomed clay dish, about an inch deep) and oil it.
fill with the meat, then free it by running a knife around the edge and wacking it out onto a board or into your hand.
repeat & then grill.
also do the following:
red & white onion thinly sliced, vinegar, salt & pepper and a little oil, mix let it stand as you’re cooking.
optional ranch dressing: tomato sauce & dijon mustard (70/30) chopped capers, a little Worcestershire sauce and a little lemon juice & sugar.
or freshly grated horseradish & whipped cream
crisp fresh salad (you can use iceberg, its not illegal)
Emmentaler, Colston bassett Stilton or unpasteurised red Leicestershire
serve in a crusty bap with French fries
damn, now I’m hungry!!