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My bullit;

My bullit being ridden by a pro (wade simmons if you did nt recognise him)

The manliest bike I’ve got I’m afraid.

Your a Man, you posted your Mid to long travel bike….. that’s what I asked for 🙂

Some very nice bikes coming out here…. perfect end to a boring day in the office.

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Prophets are manley too 🙂

My new man bike is still under construction…

Even the Jey bike is a bit butch…

Jey XC just entered the thred…

Tins – I would not class those as XC or jay at all….

Filthy – Nice frame and I rather like your dale 🙂

Here’s mine:

I’m REALLY starting to like Cannondales

Downhill man bike

and my skill compensator

Road/xc bike 😀

Spank… cheers… allrounders i guess.

guitarhero – Member

What man, which man, who’s the man,
when’s a man a man,
what makes a man a man,
am i a man?
yes, technically i am

flight of the conchords……

can’t find the clip with that quote.

the GF keeps singing this one….knives & forks[

Here’s my Prophet, got it last weekend, so far it’s been a lot of fun.

Harcore HTs allowed ? They have coil forks.

What are the rules? What is a man bike? I reckon to qualify it needs to have at least one of the following (ideally all):

50mm or shorter stem
A chain device
Big forks (girth or length)- must be thru’ axle
Saddle clearly lower than the bars (I’ll let Filthy’s Rush off ’cause it’s sooo pretty)

Ticks some of those boxes mentioned above by the man-police, {ahem} “Dusty Lilac”

My username never struck me as being remotely camp until you put those speech marks around it… 🙄

Bwaaarp, bwaaarp

a ring ding ding

Little:
Middle:
Big:

I’m not sure if this counts. It’s not got those rear suspension thingies or those other geary thingies but it’s hard as rock and can be chucked about in gay abandon (not gay though, manly)

My lovely old Faith, great fun to ride and sticks to the trail like brown stuff to a blanket.

Hmmm, probably rising to the cleverly set bait here, but have any of you tried riding the xc race course at Fort william. On a xc race Bike. If not try that, before claiming that you need a 50mm stem, a chain device and 7 inches of travel to be a man.

ANyway, sadly no pics, but my ‘man bikes’ so far have been –

Spesh big hit, Intense M1, 2 gt dhi’s and i now have a marin quake frame waiting to be built up…

Ha HA! Righto – reintroducing: HMS Norco, The Death Barge, “It’s like riding a frikkin’ cow”, “you’ll have to lift it, I can’t” “650lbs? You fat sod”…

and I might actually start riding it again soon, having made it slightly lighter since the pic but retained the same bovine handling characteristics. Yay!

Hello all.

About as manly as it gets in my shed

DH bike…

Man Hardtail…

Love it 🙂

Man Bike Rules…

Coil shocks only
No QRs – 20mm fr axle only
Minimum tyre width – 2.35″
Maximum stem length – 60mm
Minimum rotor size – 180mm
Minimum bar width – 28″
Flat pedals only
Maximum head angle – 68 deg
Maximum frame size – 18″
No triples – Bash ring mandatory

Anything else?

Run Away…………….

Usually men who think big bikes/cars make them “manly” have something to compensate for 😉

I drive a Jazz 🙂

An 8inch cock is a cross to bear 😉

Fat man..

Dirty ol man..

wee man..

Here’s Big Bird….

I call her Big Bird ‘cos she’s big, and she flies!

😀

Oooh some of those would look fab hanging of the back of a hunky black Wrangler Jeep.

well, it’s an air shock so i guess it shouldn’t be in here, but whatever. my norco six 2 (and my stupid face)…