She got £1.2m for doing her thang. Is she a cow for entertaining in the "axis of evil?"

but Gadaffi's a good guy now, isn't he?

anyway for £1.2m I'd play at his party

no one deserves to have to listen to Beyonce, so on that basis why not make him pay?

He can't be that bad – he appears to like Scotland 🙂

but Gadaffi's a good guy now, isn't he?

Indeed he is………and we love him now 8)

Although strangely enough, the geezer on the left with mad eyes, looks more like a deranged killer, than the cool guy on the right….

I consider myself a patriot, an ex member of our exceptional forces and socially aware BUT for 1.2M I'd perform for gadaffis son, Hitlers son, or Joseph frickin Fritzel. If a dickhead has money to spend, let him spend it!

When you've got 41.5 billion barrels of oil then you can pretty much do what you want. Oh, and if you're a singerist who'll get paid a shit load of money for flying in, singing and flying out again and has nothing of interest to say outside of singering then do what you want. Who cares?

Is that charly the bike monger on the right?

Although strangely enough, the geezer on the left with mad eyes, looks more like a deranged killer, than the cool guy on the right….

Which one do you think is responsible for more deaths?

he's got a bit of cabbage in his teeth too

She's crazy. Am I the only persn to notice that she makes a good song then a bad song, a good song then a bad song? She's broken the cycle with that 'put a ring on it' song by making the video so pornographic that it sold well enough to buck the trend but it's not a good song.

Still, she's extremely sexy and not a terrible singer for the most part so if I had 1.2 million I'd invite here to sing for me and she'd be mad to turn dwn the offer.

"hello"
"hello – we were just wondering if you might fly over and sing a couple of songs for us. Saturday night?"
"erm… I'm not sure. I was going to watch the footy and possibly have kebab on the way home after"
"We'll give you 1.2 million"
"hang on a minute, I'll just phone the lads"

That's exactly how it happened

….broken the cycle with that 'put a ring on it' song by making the video

for about £15 it would seem… and start dancing, mime to the music… and we're done

Why the f*ck would you remotely care what Beyonce did? 😕

I'd want more than just her singing for 1.2m…

for about £15 it would seem… and start dancing, mime to the music… and we're done

But it's 'one of the greatest music videos of all time' according to Kanye West. 🙂

Jesus wept, I'm so skint at the minute that I'd have unprotected man love with him for that kind of money. However, I'd refuse to give him a reach around, just to show my dissaproval of his politics.

whilst all of us would sing to pretty much anyone for that amount, it does seem odd given that she has sooooo much money anyway.

For £1.2m I'd belly dance for Binladin.

I had the same English teacher as Gadaffi (not in the same class though).

If Queen could play Sun City in '85 at the height of apartheid, then why the hell not play for the Ghadaffis?

I'm not entirely sure what the connection is but there must be one.

For that sort of money I’d want her to roller skate naked in a drained swimming pool whilst I sat on a gold throne with a panther chained to it and shot at her with a paint ball gun.

I would also want smoke machines, strobe lights and very loud Wagner to add a bit of atmos.

Harry the spider, if i win the lottery you can help me spend it with ideas like that…

I’ll help you. I’ll do it for free if you like.

Can you get hold of a bouncy castle, 1200 litres of baby oil, 8m³ of mashed potato, several catapults and Alice Eve?

Can we dress as super heroes?