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  • Sharpe Vs. Bauer
  • thekingisdead
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    Currently watching the entire back catalogue of Sharpe on DVD. Cant decide who'd win in a battle (ignoring technological differences) , Richard Sharpe or Jack Bauer.

    Pretty sure my mum would vote for Sharpe, though this is probably for aesthetic reasons.

    jon1973
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    Has to be Sharpe I think. A bally British hero what.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Henno

    😉

    firestarter
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    sharpe would kick his ass , then bum his daughter 😉

    CaptJon
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    Bauer wouldn't last 20 minutes without his phone and band of helpers.

    grahamh
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    Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.

    jon1973
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    Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.

    Respect is due, I have a bladder the size of a walnut. An episode of 24 where I was Jack Bower, would involve at least 20 minutes of me looking for a 20 pence piece to have a piss at Waterloo Station.

    rootes1
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    Jack Bauer for sure… Sharpe would spend too much time looking like a ponce / NR

    Brainflex
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    Sharpe, unless an attractive gormless female distracted him.

    alpinegirl
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    Sharpe. He can survive anything and needs no modern technology to do it.

    badnewz
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    Sharpe had an irish mate who sang songs about the hills and far away.
    He also saw liz hurley's bangers.
    nuff said.

    PeterPoddy
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    Sharpe every time. He can get battles won in a lot less than 24 hours. And he's from Sheffield.

    clubber
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    Bauer goes for p!sses, dumps and eats during the ad breaks 😉

    cove123
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    Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire! 😉

    jimster
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    Bauer he saves the world

    No, he saves the U S of A. 🙄

    Although, I think Bauer has a certain technique when questioning suspects that I think Sharpe would have trouble matching.

    BontyBuns
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    Sharpe – e can subb a fag out on his tongue. double arrd

    PeterPoddy
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    Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire!

    Same thing in Sharpe's day! The British invented the World, Sharpe kicked it's ass.

    PeterPoddy
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    Even Chuck Norris wishes he was Sharpe.

    badnewz
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    sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.

    soulrider
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    Jack Tanner….

    Though in the second book he got his arse kicked a few times and didnt really come out on top without German bombs…

    so I think Sharpe is probably better placed..

    alex222
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    sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.

    kudos to you badnewz.

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