I'll hold my hand up to knowing not the first thing about football. So, I've got a fottball question and like most questions in life, we all turn to STW first. I had an email today that has had tears streaming down my face. I hope it's true but can someone please confirm what's below?

Nick’s just informed me that the FIFA (football) president is called Sepp Blatter, and he has a wife called Fanny.

No word of a lie.

Oh how I wish, but no its not correct his first wife was called Corinne and his second was Graziella.

Shame. But thank you. Seems I nearly weed myself laughing for no reason.

Some things just should be true
Cheers Onzadog,