Well got a guy who i barely know ,all i know is he’s a fellow social care worker 30s, and drives a nissan .

Clues ??????

20 euro limit not a voucher as that’s a cop out

Euros? Where in the world are we, as saying they have Ukeleles in the local Lidls won’t help if you’re in Lille.

Ireland . kilkenny ,waterford area

Butt plug. A big angry one.

Powerkite.

kilkenny

You bastards!

Donation to donkey sanctuary, he’ll love it

A packet of antibiotics with ‘Sorry’ written on them in glitter.

Couple of bottles of wine

Anal lube

hemorrhoid cream

Harry_the_Spider – Member
Butt plug. A big angry one.

Slightly ot. We did a house search where one of the occupants had some extreme tastes, one of the items found amongst the sex tools, toys and gas masks was a butt plug so large the search team all stopped to come and marvel at it. It could’ve doubled as a traffic cone!

Op giant box of taytos ftw.

Thanks guys ,not sure about the Butt plug suggestions, that may of been the answer if i’d got our DTL ,as she needs some plugging.

May go with box of mixed craft beers n Tayto’s

Clone-a-Willy

A Jeff Goldblum pillow case seems the obvious choice.

http://amzn.eu/2zPuHit

http://amzn.eu/iCSOB0y

leaving it a bit late aren’t we? get yer finger out!

20 quids worth of mango chutney and a picture of the queen mother.
It’ll be memorable.

A random key, wrapped in £20 worth of wrapping and presentation box.

It will mess with his head beautifully…

Picolax

20;euro secret sant! Bloody expensive way to be give some crap the recipient probably don’t want and hence fill up the bin lorry.

Donate 20 to charity and send him the card of where you donated to.

Orange sashes seem popular in the north…

A rescue cat from the RSPCA and some cucumbers.

A knife

A rescue cat from the RSPCA

a bit vanilla. Where’s you’re sense of adventure

You could adopt a Bonobo for about £20. Its a bit touch and go whether you could get the adoption papers signed and the Bonobo moved in to its new home in time for Christmas though.