Compiling a Christams list on Amazon just now, on my phone. Thought I’d ask for an iPad mini cover, but, HOW ON EARTH do they manage to get THAT into suggested items?!?!!? Just downloaded the app too!!!

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Excellent. Very nicely coupled with the hand warmer as well. Have a good Christmas.

Careful who you assign that to on your Christmas list.

You realise that the recommendations are tailored through clever algorithms based on user internet history!

hmmm, Apple product and a **** kit.

The fandroids will be along presently to explain.

You realise that the recommendations are tailored through clever algorithms based on user internet history!

Yeah, but those are bestsellers in related categories. I’ll bet some backroom boffin at Amazon has hardocded something into the algorithm. 🙂

.and scales for the cocaine…

Lol

it’s mostly **** what are into their phones innit.. self explanatory really

Careful who you assign that to on your Christmas list.

I could certainly give my MiL a reason to raise an eyebrow!

Is that a euphemism?

Based on your recent search history innit 😯

Nope.

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I can see how the confusion has arisen “what m4 junction for swindon?” is a euphemism for something disgusting that I couldn’t even hint at using euphemisms 🙂

You need a kit for that now? Health and Safety gone mad I tell you!

Looks like it’s the safe w*****g kit – cause you just never know where your right hand has been do you!

I can see how the confusion has arisen “what m4 junction for swindon?” is a euphemism for something

Yeah, he was trying to ascertain the quickest way of coming into the Bristol area.

only a merchant banker would use amazon after their tax avoidance revelations.

they know you need one.

Yeah, he was trying to ascertain the quickest way of coming into the Bristol area.

proper lol 🙂