I’ll try anything once, so will give Smidge a go, but the only thing that’s ever worked for me has been Deet. Yes, it melts plastic watches and sunnies and takes the print off foil chocolate bar wrappers, but it just works.
Weirdly, after a lifetime of holidays on the West coast and despite spending a lot of time at my folks’ place on Skye, the worst midges I’ve ever encountered were at the Keilder campsite – wide valley, slow-running river and a sunny windless evening. My reaction to the millions of bites was so bad, that a week later I had to take the Newcastle to Sunderland metro with blood streaming down my legs and staining my jeans!
But I’ve never seen clouds of them like I saw in Sligichan a few years ago… Fortunately, we were in a camper van and just stuffed clothes into every tiny gap and entrance. The windows were quite literally black with midges and we pissed into bottles – there was no way that door was getting opened 😯