What to do with him?

He is hanging on at teh momnet.

apparently my computer has malware

tell him you’ve opened up the side and you can’t see anything wrong

what does malaria look like anyway ?

419eater.

get him to say something STWery and record it.

bonus points for:
own with bombers
something rude about moderators
iDave
The Scottish defence

Has he claimed that he as detected it yet?

ask him what your IP address is… presumably he knows if he has detected you have malware.

I am having problems opening the command prompt for him. 🙂

Tell him you’ve been feeling poorly too so could your computr’s virus be contagious?

Ask for his mother’s maiden name to prove he’s who he says he is

….that’s because you don’t have a computer…..

Ask him if he thinks the malware could be sexually transmitted due to the large amount of porn you have been viewing recently.

not authorised to provide my ip address

Ask him about the nature of the malware?

Anyway, are you quite mad? Coming on here with a machine full of infections!!!

Hung up

ask him why it’s not called badware

EDIT: darn too late, always wanted to know the answer

Ask him for his card details & security number

I couldn’t string him on long enough. He got cross and told me I was wasting his time 🙂

It was me – I just wanted to annoy you.

why didn’t you just do your usual stuff mol’ ?? 😉

Good point!

Nice Indian accent molgrips

Racist!
He might have been 1st gen english!

You and your prejudices TJ 🙄

Still had an Indian Accent. Might have even been first gen scots!

I had one of these – he said i was taking the piss out of him and hoped id die. Then he said he was sending the police around to arrest me for breaking the law against cold callers and for Racial aggrevation.

He then called me a retard – he got upset when I asked him if he was the slumdog from slumdog millionaire and did he live in a sewer.

The conversation/fight went on a bit – when I asked him where his office was he gave me my address and postcode over the phone inc my name and tel number. At that point I hung up. Was quite ammusing for a short period.

I couldn’t string him on long enough. He got cross and told me I was wasting his time

Genuine Lolz; wasting his time? What a joke, who phoned whom? I keep hoping I’ll get one of these, I’d love to string one along with my PowerBook open but unpowered on my lap so he can hear the keys tapping. Sooner or later I’d have to mention not finding a particular function in OS X, then point out he’s a scamming scumbag and hang up.

I had one of these guys ring me up and he seemed mighty confused when I told him we don’t have any windows computers in this house….. He still kept trying to get me to open up a DOS prompt thingummy…..

i had one of these a-holes on the phone one night. Strung him along until i said a new web page had opened up. When he asked what it was i read out http://www.gettae****.com

the plonker asked me to spell it before i fell about laughing.

My favourite game involves seeing how long you can keep them on the line using only the words yes and hello. Gets very funny quite quickly!

I don’t think they can hang up from my experience. I was quite nasty to him and he was still hanging on