The Bart family is fast approaching the first christmas without the magic of Santa. Both jnr Barts have had the myth well and truly shattered.

Does anybody have any suggestions for making the season special without a visit from the man in red.

Oh and I do realise that in churches up and down the country and across the globe christians will be celebrating the anniversary of the “birth of the newborn king”

Just do the same as every other year.

Oh and I do realise that in churches up and down the country and across the globe christians will be celebrating the anniversary of the “birth of the newborn king”

Elvis?

Both jnr Barts have had the myth well and truly shattered.

Myth? What are you on about?

Myth? What are you on about?

I know it came as a surprise to me

Mods can you put an over 18s certificate on this thread please

Elvis?

has left the building

Krampus?

@boardinBob

Nice one had totally forgotten that episode

@yunki

wow everyday is a school day