Pete goes to the pub one day and bumps into his old school friend John.
Pete: “Hey, not seen you for three years, what have you been doing?“
John: “Actually, I’ve been doing a degree in Logic-Progression”
Pete: “I’ve never heard of that, what’s that all about then?”
John: “Well, I’ll try to give you an example… have you got goldfish?”
Pete: “Yes, I have.”
John: “Well, if you’ve got goldfish, I bet it’s not in a little plastic tank – you would have a pond in the garden.”
Pete: “Yeah, that‘s right.”
John: “ So, if you’ve got a pond in the garden, you probably have a decent house.”
Pete: “Yeah, I suppose I have.”
John: “ So, if you have a decent house, with a pond in the garden, you probably have a nice girlfriend.”
Pete: “Yeah, I do.”
John: “ So, if you have a nice girlfriend, you’re probably getting a good sex-life.”
Pete: “Yeah, I am – that Logic-Progression is amazing, I see what you mean now.”
So, the next day, Pete goes the pub and sees another of their old school friends Rob.
Pete: “You’ll never guess who I saw yesterday – it was John.”
Rob: “Not seen him for three years, what’s he you been doing?“
Pete: “He’s been doing a degree in Logic-Progression”
Rob: “What’s that all about then?”
Pete: “Well, I’ll try to give you an example… have you got goldfish?”
Rob: “No, I‘ve never had a goldfish”
Pete: “Then you’re a w**k*r.”