Is anybody elses wife staying up all night to get the best out of the Sainsburys online sale? Mine also thinks it’s normal to go to two of our local stores for opening time.

Am I the only one that married a weirdo?

Your eldest wife? You have more than one?

Now edited bloody apple spellcheck.

God I couldn’t be doing with more than one wife I can barley cope with the one! Don’t know how the Arabs manage to be honest.

Threesomes.

Oh if you have two could I borrow your youngest wife??

(oh and what’s so special about the Sainsbury’s sale?)

Is there anything worth having, that surely is the question?

Thought that it was specifically my Sainsburys’! (I live in Sale)

Andy Hilton +1 for Sale!

No nationwide apparently. Last year I got sent on a misson to try and find Timmy from Timmy Time!

MMTM

Is the blue eye shadow on sale?

If your eldest wife is out at the Sale can I have a go on your younger wife?