(Spesh HQ, head of product development addresses marketing team)
‘Hey guys, guyzzzzz, uuh, and girls. Uhh, ‘guyses’? OK this is gunna be a BEYOND ULTIMATE MTB PERFORMANCE PERCH! Yaycetera. So we need something that says ‘beyond ultimate’. So, uuuh, so you’ve had a two week brainrain on this puppy? So what we got? (rubs hands)
‘Omenal’
(…)
‘Whut?’
‘Omenal Elite?’
‘Huh? Guyyyyz? Hahah, er, haha c’mon..’
‘Yeah, Omenal Pro Elaston Power. And the Omenal, er, Omenal, (looks through notes)…Omenal Comp. Or we can just go with just ‘Omenal’ and take it from there?
(Silence)
‘Not sure what you’re doing to me. Wait, does it reference the new perineal cutout model?’
‘Sure’
‘So, uuh, I, er, I have to guess it?
‘Oh yeah sorry boss, no. Uhhh, I’ll let Charles drop it. Charles?
(Charles, proudly): ‘The … ‘Omenal Orifiśe’
(…)
‘Guys, I need better.’