A horse caused traffic chaos in Paris when it escaped its rider, a republican guard, after rearing up and throwing him off. The horse, named Garibaldi then proceeded to race along La Seine

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7900077.stm

I am sure there is a pun in there about La Seine / Lasagne but I cant come up with it, over to you.

Was there a butcher chasing it ?

There’s a findus fee for anyone that can catch it.

Horse meat now replacing dead fly’s in biscuits?

There’s a simple test for Parisian Mad Horse Disease.
If it jumps in the river it must be in-seine

I thank you.

a republican guard

Is that something like a Beefeater?

There’s a findus fee for anyone that can catch it.

Beautiful work