looks like I have opened a can of worms
This is just the start of it. I would sue the retailer, Fishers, Rockshox and STW, who have facilitiated this discussion and are thus legally implicated in the issue, in the US Supreme Court. You should at the very least recover around $2-3 million in damages for distress caused by having to read TJ’s endless gerbillings. As a best case outcome, you may be able to force Rockshox and SRAM into bankruptcy and cause their assets to be sold off to rectify the problem you’re experiencing. Just saying.
But what do I know, Tandem Jeremy is, after all, a legal professional, isn’t he? 😉