Drivers never look for bikes on the left OR the right so thats a spurious argument.
If you go right, you have to deal with oncoming traffic as well as your traffic if the lights change unexpectedly.
That is true, but they are about 50% more likely to glance in the mirror before they turn right, or even tap the indicator on 2 metres from their turn than if they are going to turn left, when they usually never look or signal. Because the driver is on the right, if I am also on the right, I can see them and I can usually tell what stupid stunt they're about to pull. If its clear for them to turn right and they do turn right on me and i don't spot it, I've usually got more space to fall/crash into, I'm not going to get crushed against other vehicles or railings etc.
There is usually plenty of space down the middle. You're correct that no-one going the same direction as me cares or looks for me, but I can see oncoming traffic, oncoming traffic can see me, and I can see everything that is going on, including lights changing, snags, stalls, people pulling into traffic, dozy ppl on mobiles, cyclists cutting up busses, traffic pulling away again, busses, trucks etc etc etc. It makes filtering a lot easier, the gaps are more reliable, the gaps never disappear instantaneously and if traffic starts moving faster than me, so what? If they won't let me over, they can undertake me, there is room enough if I've just come past them, I'm waiting for them to act the moron, I'll just move over when safe.