Who was it, then?

Fairly normal behaviour for the sort of people that own those stately homes, I would have thought

I thing monkey sh@gging is a popular pastime in public schools

popular pastime in public schools

do you know how much monkey pimps charge?

at our poor public school we had to make do with girls.

we had to make do with girls

I think that pretty much proves you went to a very peculiar public school 😉

Wasn’t me, I used a condom

Looks like it was that inbred nutter that owns it after all

“Alexander Thynn, 7th Marquess of Bath, has a wife, two children, more than 70 girlfriends

I thing monkey sh@gging is a popular pastime in public schools

Never really associated public schools with shagging monkies before. A lot of other things, but not that.

Simian Herpes, was he in The Clash or The Damned?

Simian Herpes, was he in The Clash or The Damned?

I thought he was in the Monkeys!

I thought he was in the Monkeys!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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it wasn’t me, unless it was the one that was veeted, had bandy legs and dressed provocatively.

I miss you Sandra.

do you know how much monkey pimps charge?

Two Bananas and something it can put on its head before pulling a funny face.

Longarmedmonkey – Two Bananas and something it can put on its head before pulling a funny face.

is that your final offer? Come’ere sweet cheeks!

do you know how much monkey pimps charge?

Peanuts?

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