When you talk to someone about another riders achievement and instead of complimenting them and leaving at that, the person you’re telling goes on to describe their own awesomeness.

Cool story

I get around that by not talking to people, especially ‘cyclists’.

That Lego pic has win all over it

Must be Lego-Gwin – crankless/chainless run!

Its referred to in my house as a “story topper”
What ever you’ve done or anyone else has done they can always do one better

also known as a Five Head

Its referred to in my house as a “story topper”

I like that.

It’s the bloke who replies after you’ve told him you’re going to Tenerife…..’I’ve been to Elevenerife’.

Black Catting

Mine’s a panther…called midnight…

I know a guy called Two Sh**s Shane, cos if you’ve just had a sh** he’s had two.

My old mate was called Two Cigs Guy cos if you had a cigerette he had two.

I knew a bloke called two baked potatoes Ian. Because if you’d had a baked potato, Ian had, had two baked potatoes, and maybe a bit of coleslaw too.

Yeah, we know a blacker-cat-Boz as well 😆