Surely a responsible member of society would invest their energies in preventing the war machine which is a far larger polluter than civilian transport?
I tuned my old Citroen ZX and both performance and economy improved considerably.
Same with a Peugeot 806 (both were mechanical fuel pumps, so not a remap as such, but principle is the same)
Tuning generally improves drivability (and economy) due to increased torque throughout the rev range.
You can pick up tuning boxes on Ebay for about £50, which may be worth a try…
There is also a recent system which plugs into your OBD2 port to give the equivalent of a remap, which you can change between cars when you sell on… last I saw they were over £100, but:
I’ve just found this for a fiver
Go on, I dare you…