Imagine my surprise while googling for recipes.

Apparently “Red Hot Dutch Fondue” is not a safe-for-work search string 😯

Tiz quite nice though. Plastic cheese with hot chilli and seeds 😈

while googling for recipes.

my son likes black holes as inthe space variety

Never ever let an unsupervised child type into google

Big Black Holes

*is a little disappointed…*

Someone doesn’t have “safe search” on

Do they not have Waitrose in the Midlands?

he does now

Do they not have Waitrose in the Midlands

You cant get much more Waitrose than Malvern. I just prefer Morrison because I can sneer at the proles 😉

(Again) We’ve been making it for years except ours is Red Hot Chilli and we use Farmhouse Double Gloucester rather than (I’m guessing) Gouda or Edam?

No plumbers with dodgy accents, like fadda I’m disappointed.

On the plus side the Malvern Morrisons has a very good ale selection.

There was me expecting one of my old videos linked to 😉