And I’m not going to tell you what it’s for or how much I’m willing to pay. Thanks.

Phobos FTW

I want eggs.

Full suss fixie.

Job jobbed.

Wesley Snipes, in the library with the candlestick.

Bacon, has to be bacon.

OP

I think you will struggle with this Mr B.
I had £6000 to spend on a new rig,I asked on here,test rode a load of things that were the wrong size,wrong niche,then ended up worrying so much about the finishing kit ,that I just took up golf instead.

Try a chocolate one?

Bacon, has to be bacon.

make sure you order online, it’s way cheaper
(moon and stick assembly may require specialist tools)

What better moon could there be…?

Perchance the rearward moon of the comely wench? Aharrrr, rum ar!

make sure you order online, it’s way cheaper
(moon and stick assembly may require specialist tools)

Nothing a Mallet, and two bits of meteorite can’t sort out if you’re careful.