Last night my girlfriend said to me, "Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?"

I said, "Honey, I think that's a myth."

"No", she replied, "It's definitely a butterfly."

Don't let it slam behind you, there's a good chap.

they're the best ones. made me chuckle for at least five seconds

In a real life imitiating bad jokes moment…..

I used to go out with an industrial archeologist, and one day we went to visit a working water driven mill. We went to look at the water wheel itself which was thundering away in full flow. In the corner was quite a lovely sculptural bit of woodwork.

"Oh look" I said "I think thats the wooden former that the hub of the wheel would have been cast from"

And she said "Pattern"

So I shouted "Oh look, I think thats the wooden former that the hub of the wheel would have been cast from"

You see, I thought she'd said "Pardon"

because..

pphhhhh

oh forget it.

I SOLed*.

(* Smiled Out Loud)

how do you make an apple puff.chase it round the garden.forum closed!!! 😉

A Myth is a female Moth, right?

A Myth is a female Moth, right?

no – it's a Kiwi moth 😉

There's an email going around saying that you can get Swine Flu from tinned, pigs meat products.

Ignore it. It's Spam.