platinum star rating railway bell pub loos 05.12.17
?
welcome to the flush
you are going to applaud
30 years now sitting plush
privileged but deserved is this award.
ryan baker the pub manager is credit
understanding everyone has to leak
maybe in highgate we need this edit
it won’t attract a sexual freeek.
going up from bronze
that’s similar to a cheap aluminium
ladies are princess and men are fonz
all agree these loos are platinum.
staff get praise
appreciation is realized
managerial rolls has no erase
ryan is just happy all are recognized.
to the reader i want to sell
leaving facts and more then one clue
join me in the railway bell
if you are nice we can use the loo.

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/15702628.Pub_loos_recognised_with_platinum_star_rating/ and if you needed a reminder of people who get set up in these places then feel free to watch this short movie to show you how the police work – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU

rate you pub loo out of 10

Before or after?

I hope you’ve written a script for this piss.
cause it’s a helluva lot of effort.
for a bit of a miss.

It’s shit.

It’s hard to become a bighitter
though a turd sometimes can roll in glitter
I went round to my local
To check – and the joke’ll
be on you; I bet your pisser’s shitter

We have an outside toilet in my pub, by which I mean the ‘Spoons over the road.
All it’s good for, certainly wouldn’t want to share the bar with a load of spoon-lickers. 🙂

http://pdroms.de/wii/pissed-wii-game-announcement

east barnet! east barnet!
Just too far-net.

Pub,
Demolished,
Good.

I’d give it a 1 or 2, depending what I need at the time

My local had a big refurb. The new urinals are old beer barrels polished up shiny. They make a pleasing steel drum sound now

Oh Apple Tree,
Oh Apple Tree,
You’re so close to home,
I use my own to pee.

The Greyhound, Stroud, has Grade II listed urinals:

The gent’s toilets at the Greyhound is undoubtedly the most impressive Victorian toilets remaining in Gloucestershire. Five ‘Adamant’ urinals survive that were installed by the sanitary plumbers Gardener & Son of King Street, Stroud, a hundred years ago. The original black and white chequered Victorian tiled floor also survives.

My local they knocked down to build affordable housing so it’s a thing of the past.

Four hundred and fifty thousand for leasehold affordable housing my arse.

docrobster – Member

My local had a big refurb. The new urinals are old beer barrels polished up shiny. They make a pleasing steel drum sound now

I may have been in your local only the other weekend, whilst rambling down in Kent. Can’t recall the name now but the urinals, 4 off, were beer barrels. It’s a good loo.

My local, on the other hand, has an outside loo. That’s the pleasure of living in North London

The gents at the Station Inn, Ribblehead has a stunning view (allegedly, obviously never been in myself 😉 ), and features in the book “A Loo with a View”.

Definitely a ten from me
At the Fox & Hounds when having a pee
Naked boobies and hairy parts
Sexually explicit risqué art!
Don’t be concerned it’s not hard core
Vintage grot covers the walls and door.

(You get the idea)

*cracks knuckles*

Here we go again with the singletrack rhymes
watch out your thread doesn’t get deleted…this time.
Your ryhmes are weak and they’re all about loos
so step up the Jek to dish out the poo.
Your rapping about toilets is all a bit naff
the secret to these rhymes is to make people laugh
Here on the forum people shout and they hiss
but most of all they just take the ….

the painters work
has been in vain
the 5hit house poet
strikes again

Anon 1972

this thread should be renamed http://www.shitadvisor.com

Our office in Liverpool is around the corner from the Philharmonic pub on Hope Street – cracking Grade II listed bogs

Dickster, I’m in Sheffield so clearly someone else had the same idea.