So, America has the Million Man March, gentlemen I present to you…

I don’t think this one will capture the publics imagination in quite the same way.

Expect a full cacophony of dangerous dogs present and correct.

Dress Code Black????

Nice hat

Sure to be a classy affair…

Sexist, too.

You are going to “Saturday night fever” your way past those gentlemen and into greggs?

Sure to be a classy affair…

They’re gathering outside a very nice coffee shop on Pink Lane.

edit: actually, they might be upset that the batch of xocomil this week is a touch over roasted.

Ah yes, I fancied spending the afternoon being kettled in a Wetherspoons, sign me up!

/sarcasm

Christ you’d have thought these muppets would eventually have realized the futility of these stupid marches after all, the smart bigots are just voting UKIP now.

Is this a real “thing”?

For what purpose/cause/point are they marching?

More accurate than you realise hatter. This was Newcastle before the election:

nickc – Member

For what purpose/cause/point are they marching?

because they’re ***ts.

edit: actually, they might be upset that the batch of xocomil this week is a touch over roasted.

I do vaguely remember a particularly rowdy chant something along those lines, so you may be correct.

Will there be any fat ex-goalkeeper lookalikes ?

Ah, a quick google reveals all…

what a bunch of arseholes

EDIT: apologies MODS I thought it would auto star out…given the subject we can just leave it though, right?

Of course, publicising the gathering of so many pricks in one place could be seen as an opportunity.

Jef Wachowchow – Member

Of course, publicising the gathering of so many pricks in one place could be seen as an opportunity.

Lace their Carling with large doses of estrogen?

They don’t need more estrogen. Most will have at least a c cup already

An old school friend got into the whole white power thing before being ostracized for getting a black girl pregnant. He didn’t understand what he’d done wrong…..