See that bloody London marathon – women pissin at the side of the road – its just not on! As for that tour de france yeah well goes into other countries as well dunnit! Eh calls itself french. And that Paris dakar rally – who the hell wants to go to dakar anyway – crap. And the Americans never even went to the moon so thats the space race bolloxed as well!

Pulls up a chair.

Love “americans never went to the moon” rants.

3/10

Not enough capitals and far too short. You need at least 3 paragraphs to make an impact.

Come on, your letting the side down!

The Dakar challenge doesn’t go to Dakar any more, does that help?
Bonus points for assumptions and not checking your facts though…

Race rants as so 2009 since that lass on the tram.

I can see a ban for posting deliberately provocative posts / threads coming up for someone…..

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