The government are doing a splendid job, but it would be even better if Boris were PM.

That Pope, WHAT a stupid religious person.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just get along?

Don’t you miss Margaret?

Hifi directional cables make a difference but we don’t know how.

Ed Milliband is a communist.

I just heard a bomb has gone off in Downing Street.

Take your pick! 😉

I hear helmets don’t actually improve your chances of staying alive if you’re hit by an antelope.

Next Olympics: what games should be included – I’ll start with Dodgeball, Julian Assange could now represent Ecuador…

Grammar & punctuation- are there if you want to use them, if not, who cares?

The Falklands are British….
According to the IRB, England are a better rugby team than Wales….
Renewables are a waste of time; nuclear is the only option….

Jesus this place has become rather tragic in rather a short space of time.

Interesting how all the argument-provoking topics can be listed/summarised so quickly!

Why the 😉 Woppit ? Are you suggesting that it’s out of character for you to try to provoke arguments and wind people up ?

Don’t call ME jesus.

If there was a plane on a conveyor belt would it …

Focus vs Golf vs Mondeo vs Octy …

I’m Spartacus!

What tyres for riding in the woods?

What brakes?

*applause*

Your quip was as funny [ and as original] as your thread …just brilliant.

Is STW DOOMED?

Freeze-dried instant coffee is perfectly acceptable

A mach 3 is a perfectly good tool for shaving

It’s always safest to ride in teh gutter.

Car tax and petrol prices are too high.

Some winter weather forecast DOOM for you…

https://sites.google.com/site/crabtreescompendiumofesoterica/predictions-for-2012-dated-thursday-december-1st-2011/2013-weather-geophysical-predictions

The Laffer curve is going to be incorporated in the Scottish flag post-independence.

Which helmet for shredding the gnar on the Cairngorm plateau?

Is the best chain lube really made from bedded in Hope brake pads boiled in a saucepan?

I wanted Fenton to come back.

Tattoos look really cool. Especially if they have anything to do with bicycles.

Marmite. Awesome.

Bike parts these days are a bargain.

Halfords ate my bike.

I whole-heartedly agree with everything you say

Dogs that sniff crotches are dangerously out of control. Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun.

There’s too much moderation on STW

^ ban hammer

Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun.

😆

Southerners/Northerners are soft nonces/uncultured thugs

(delete as applicable).

Why can’t everyone be like me and see the world from my perspective?
Debate!
(But really just capitulate and agree).

Tommy Sheridan is innocent and was fitted up by News International and the UK authorities.

“Mrs Toast – Member
Dogs that sniff crotches are dangerously out of control. Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun.”

This true!

Show us a picture of your Dog or childrens bike, or even a dog riding a childrens bike.

Them South African police sure know how to deal with Miners, eh! 😉

* guilty sniggers *

What do you think of my new colourway?

Here is a photo of something like wot I am selling.