The story of the expensive free stickers….
Have singlespeed jump bike. It’s a bit small for rides of more than a few miles
Bought on one inbred, while drunk.
Swapped all bits to inbred
Swapped no name seat post to Thomson masterpiece (possibly the only bike with a rigid, metal seat post that costs more than the frame it sits in)
Swapped no name headset to Chris King
Swapped spank stem for Thomson
Swapped Thomson stem bolts to gold Ti ones to match headset and hubs
Swapped chain to gold halflink to match above
Swapped marz shiver SC for reba, because flex.
Swapped Hayes 9 brakes for hope tech x2. Because CNC.
Text message from Stif
‘Your replacement stickers for your wheels are in’
‘I notice you have chameleon frames on offer…’
Swapped Inbred for chameleon
Needed new dropouts, rear axle and headset
120mm Rebas won’t really cut it on a chameleon
Swapped rebas for 150mm pikes
Swapped 711 carbon bars for 750 carbon bars
Swapped masterpiece for reverb.
Tyres are a bit skinny
Swapped 2.25 Nobby nics for 2.4 HRIIs
Bored of singlespeed
Swap drivetrain for X1 1×11
Don’t need clips anymore
Swap xt trail spds for burgtec penthouse mkIV
Keep for 18 months, don’t ride it that much, Mstomhoward needs a new frame, but none of her components will fit anything new.
Swap chameleon frame for banshee rune. Give to mstomhoward.