Oh my God. They’re like some kind of traditional crisp/pork scratching/chilli flavoured, low calorie masterpiece.

I only bought them ‘cos they were on offer, but these are even better than normal kettle crisps.

Shoes on a Saturday?

Not to mention brown shoes, black socks and blue jeans, wtf sort of combination is that!

Don’t worry, the STW fashionistas will be along to provide advice on how to correct your mistake any time soon.

We can all see your chopper, you know.

Who cares about clothes!? I’m more worried that the haft of his axe may not be made of wood.

Lentil curls!?! What will they think of next!

Not even a Seiko watch…

They’re awful things at least the pesto ones I tried were. Walkers fusions are decent for “healthy” crisps

AlexSimon – Member

Who cares about clothes!? I’m more worried that the haft of his axe may not be made of wood.

Sssshhhhhhhh. For all you know he might live in a 3rd world country where they don’t have access to hand forged, artisanal, high-carbon Swedish steel wood chopping equipment. Careful you don’t offend 😈

I can’t think of anything I’d want less than style opinions from you lot of adidas gazelle, t-shirt and g-shock wearing lot!

You probably think walkers are the pinnacle of crisp engineering anyhow; I’m wasted on you.

<wanders off muttering>

Not even a Seiko watch…

Good effort, but not biting 🙂

. For all you know he might live in a 3rd world country.

Or….*shudders*….the North.

adidas gazelle

8)

You probably think walkers are the pinnacle of crisp engineering anyhow

Nope, XL Cheese are the king of crisps.

Bracelet suggests Omega?

Nah, an Omega wearer would have railway sleepers for raised beds. Not left over decking.

Judging by the bottom picture if i were you i’d use the money your spending on crips on penis reconstruction surgery instead.

Judging by the bottom picture if i were you i’d use the money your spending on crips on penis reconstruction surgery instead.

Wait…what?

I know its a shock isnt it! Its one thing to brag about balancing some Lentil Curls on the end of it, but my god its fugly.

Lentil curls!?! What will they think of next!

I tried Yushoi ‘green pea’ pea pod shaped crisps last week. They turned out to be pretty uninteresting 🙁

Definitely not an Omega. Rolex Sub or similar, possibly pre-dating the ceramic bezel as from the photo it doesn’t look like a shiny middle link.

I’M SICK OF GODDAMN SWEET CHILLI.

I don’t understand sweet chilli at all. Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.

Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.

So many good sweet chilli recipes out there. Not least chilli crab. I am now hungry….

Sweet chilli sauce cheese on toast, crab optional

I don’t understand sweet chilli at all. Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.

Not a sweet and sour fan then?

I think you are all being a bit cruel.

The poor chap only has a left hand, that is why he has a one handed wheel barrow.

Those are not crisps.

The poor chap only has a left hand

That’ll explain the choice of sensible shoes and trousers on a Saturday, his carer obviously dresses him in the morning.

The other clue is that the laces are double knotted, he must have a boy scout helper.

This has not turned out as I expected … I’m so proud of you all.

Definitely not an Omega.

It’s an Omega.

What ever you do, don’t have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.

jimdubleyou – Member
What ever you do, don’t have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.

They’d go perfectly with those shoes tho, don’t you think?.

Ha! Great thread 😆

B.A.Nana – Member
jimdubleyou – Member
What ever you do, don’t have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.

They’d go perfectly with those shoes tho, don’t you think?.

Im in agreement, a very metrosexual combination.

Tell your terracotta pot to stop being so shy

I’m more interested in what you are constructing with all those building materials?

Boulder Cheddar & Jalapeno crisps FTW.
None of this lentil rubbish.