Shes bought a pad in Cranham.

a pad in Cranham

is she a frog?

a £3m 17c house, nice pad.

It’s still a Lily pad.

No please, run her over!

chapaking – 😆

her dad lives round the corner, he might come after me.

Who Keith Allen? He’s a tosser. Came up to a group of me and me mates, outside some club years ago. Saw me mate was smoking a joint, said ‘ah give us a toke on that mate’, tried acting all cool and down wiv da yute an ting.

We told him to piss off.

He should be run over too, for producing such talentless offspring.

well i knew his mrs, erm, quite well, in the 6th form…so i get the unfriendly look. my wife reckons hes a bit slimey after he attended the same toddler dance group.

after he attended the same toddler dance group

He still knows how to party then.

in fact very close to the shrine. so poss new names for trails up there?

Close ish to the Shrine. Just up the other side of Cranham up the steep hill on the right, backs onto the trout ponds. Nice pad. Mate was there yesterday doing a new alarm install.

local rag has done a very crap feature with even my old school (cranham) begging for donations to the pta.