One of my favorite books of all times!

Anyone got the latest version, looking for the “Farm Bent” description.

Some of my current likes in there, anyone got favorite sayings or words ?

hanging brain n. A coffin dodger’s clockweights, dangling out the leg of his shorts.

turd degree burns n. medic. Post- curry pooing injuries. ‘A man was taken to hospital last night after being found unconscious on the pavement outside a curry restaurant in Newcastle upon Tyne. He was suffering from shock, alcohol poisoning and had turd degree burns covering 90% of his anus. A spokesman for the restaurant said ‘Come to the Curry Capital, formerly the Rupali Restaurant, Bigg Market, Newcastle upon Tyne.”

porn glare n. The cruel, frustrating shaft of light which partially obscures the spreadeagled bird on the double page spread of an art pamphlet as the victim strives for vinegar.

Elvis’s leg n. The onset of the vinegar strokes whilst rogering upright in a doorway, bus shelter or taxi queue. Often accompanied by an ‘Uh-huh-huh’ vocalisation and involuntary curling of the lip.

Possibly the best toilet reading ever!

*reported for swear filter avoidance and use of dubious language*

Elvis’s leg 😆 very good.

farm bent adj. descriptive of a berry who finds himself inclined to quadruped romance as a consequence of enforced rural remoteness.
(berry n. A sexual deviant, a kinky person, A goddam prevoit 🙂

Best book ever written.

Possibly the best workplace reading ever…

Check out tromboning.

I’ve got the App on my iPhone 😀

Dog Nose: Adj, describing a cold wet penis tip that brushes against your partner’s back after a midnight trip to the toilet.

I find it quite disgusting that the mods haven’t closed this thread yet. I thought this was a family forum. Is it any wonder the country is in the state it is.

Cheers eat_the_pudding, just the ticket!!!

One for Don—-hand Chandon n. A high class hand shandy off a posh bird, who pops your cork with her thumbs under the brim of your lid.

I was expecting some kind of sweary dinosaur. This seems like more fun though.

I was expecting some kind of sweary dinosaur.

Well it’s either an elaborate way of avoiding the swear filter, which isn’t allowed, or a bit of fun.
It is not my decision to make. 😉

my favorite is “Brain Doner”